Ninjago Season 1, Episode 4: Never Trust a Snake
Welcome back! Episode 4! I’ll admit, it’s been a little while since I did my last batch of these. Like, maybe more than a little while. BUT there’s a “previously on” segment and I’m only on episode 4 so it’ll be great! I have been so looking forward to getting back to this. (If you missed episode 3, shame on you, it’s right here go go go)
Let’s goooooo:
We love the falcon. It has the best theme song by far (those strings man)
Wait no it’s talking I don’t like it anymore
What is happening with these filters and camera angles. Is Zane actually awake or is he still dreaming?
Alright, Zane is fighting Garmadon. Gonna guess he’s still dreaming
Green Ninja!
As always, this fighting is epic and compelling
Oh shiiit he kicked Garmadon's ass!
So many birds
Do they think Wu is deaf? he’s right there
Is Wu deaf? Or is he fucking with them?
Hmm, what’s the best way to defeat your enemy? Stop them from being an enemy?
Seriously though these boys have muscles for brains
“Let’s just say, the Green Ninja is awesome” yeah that’s specific, Zane, thanks
Alright, good to know Lloyd is still an annoying little shit. Why is this massive snake army putting up with him again?
Oh hang on, there are two snake armies! Are they gonna fight?
Lloyd Garmadon feels like something you’re supposed to mishear. “I’m Lloyd Garmadon!” “Lord Garmadon?” “Uh, yeah, Lloyd Garmadon!”
Ah, see, now the two snake leaders are actually friends, and are talking about what to do with Lloyd (because he’s annoying and useless)
Yes! Turn him into a snake person! Do it!!
Oh NO Lloyd how could you EVER have SEEN this COMING??
Back to the boys. Arguing about who’s the Green Ninja. Like I said. Muscles for brains
Wait, how did Lloyd get from a snowy mountain to the middle of a desert?
Oh yes Lloyd, the solution to your problems caused by your freeing snake armies is obviously to free more snake armies.
Ooh stealth. I like it.
Oh this guy seems nice and trustworthy (he definitely killed and ate all his friends)
Pythor P. Chumsworth
If I ask you if you’re gonna trick me, you have to tell the truth.
Lloyd is so dumb guys
How
The fuck
Lloyd
Who raised you
This is the most comically pathetic show of evil I have ever seen. They’re literally stealing candy from babies.
As I said before, Pythor P. Chumsworth is a totally legitimate, completely ambition-free, entirely non-manipulative henchman who is totally hanging out with this annoying child because he likes him, for sure, no further questions
Ahahaha Lloyd got kicked out of evil kid boarding school cause he wasn’t evil enough
Oh he wants the map. That’s why Pythor’s hanging out with Lloyd. for the map.
Oh yeah Nya is here. Also, I continue to not understand this world’s setting or technology at all. Like, at all at all.
I’m not totally complaining though cause damn that ship is awesome.
Now the question is, how much does Lloyd think he contributed to this takeover of the school, and how much did he actually contribute?
Yes, the only 2 options. Stealth, or use our golden weapons that turn into vehicles, aka the least stealthy thing you could possibly do.
Alright let’s see what Jay’s terrible idea is
Riding an anchor in freefall and destroying most of the school in the process. Fantastic. Well done, Jay.
Hahaha. “Stay out of school kids!” Cause it’s a school for evil boys so the ninjas don’t want them to go to school? Get it? And it’s a play on “stay in school?”
Wait, those two skeletons have NAMES?? Apparently they’re called Kruncha and Nuckal. How did I not know this??
Place your bets, what are the chances they’re gonna catch Kruncha and Nuckal hanging around Ninjago again
That elevator is in terrible shape. I know it’s a school for evil kids but really. So much graffiti.
Why did Jay think it would be a good idea to take the elevator?
Man that piece of wood you put on the trapdoor to hold it close was so effective Pythor
Wait WHAT? Pythor betrayed Lloyd? He wasn’t actually his friend? What?? WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING???
Also fair, he did only want to make the serpentine his slaves
Lloyd’s middle name is Montgomery. I find this tidbit an incredibly important piece of information
Oh shit they adopted him
Fuck
Does this mean he’s gonna be around all the time now
Fuck
Oh yeah I forgot lloyd’s wu’s nephew
The best way to defeat your enemy is to make them your friend.
Please note my earlier comment: “Hmm, what’s the best way to defeat your enemy? Stop them from being any enemy?”
Thank you all. Thank you for joining me and giving me a reason to watch this amazing show. Thank you. Join us next week as we presumably see what kind of housemate Lloyd is.
